by speck19 June 24, 2015
A person, preferably a man, who is social awkward. Usually has a "deep in thought" look on their face, even though this person rarely thinks. Can being knocked down by a weak gust of wind. Commonly referred to as a, "Steven Plaisance." A person who acts foolish, strangely, or ignorantly. Jagaloons should be kept out of reach of children and monitored around small animals.
by ralven March 17, 2011
A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.
by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018
Any one adult person who engages in acts of a mentally retarded child. Someone who clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment to maturity and the responsibilities that come with it.
Dr. Doback in Step Brothers to his 40 year old son living at home who cant get a job or act like an adult:
"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
by mahatma ice August 5, 2009
The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.
Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009
by FlyerFire December 25, 2021
The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.
Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009